SCOTTY S.O.S. (the Sultan of Squeal) - 6-strings of Love and Terror

Scotty is the man who adds the growl and the squeals to the sound of the band.  Not only does he entertain Mr. Kev Kev with what he can throw into a song with barely any effort, but he rounds out the vocal arrangements for the group.

Where did the name Rabid Aardvarks come from? I met Kevin back in 1986 and we were going to be playing at a talent show and we still needed a name. Somehow after hours of brainstorming…we came up with this little gem. 19 years later and the Aardvark lives!!!! I feel like we’re the Eagles not the Aardvarks.

If we had to rename the band, would call it: We're Sorry

Pet: This albino squirrel that frequents my yard.

Collections: I almost have the full set of “not-so famous porn stars” trading cards. Anyone out there have cards # 17 and # 36? I also collect CD’s of great Opera’s done by mimes, and Hillbillies doing Gregorian Chants (my favorite being “ Panis Angelicus”. Some might even say that I collect guitars.

Favorite cheese: I like cheese au-gratin

Best stores in Milwaukee area: Best Buy, Wal-Mart, ALM Fusion.

What I wanted to be when I grew up: Rock Star and rich. (Still waiting for both) Instead I’m just a poor boy in a cover band…Oh well.

If I were to be reincarnated, I would want to be: 1.) A not-so famous porn star. So I can be part of the second set. 2.) Larry from the Dr’s Office.

Favorite holiday: Halloween and National Pet Your Monkey Day. 

Favorite Booze: Jim Beam, Berryweis, any girly beer. I also like an occasional stein of Grannies ale.

Favorite brand of toilet paper: That cheap stuff. I think it’s 4 grain sand paper.

Elektra-Woman or Wonder Woman? Never really watched either of them. Too busy watching reruns of Gilligans Island to see Mary Ann.

Scariest moment while performing: 1.) First show with the Aardvarks. My pedals were acting up right in the middle of Bon Jovi’s “Runaway”. I still think about that every time we play that song. Welcome to live performance. (Come to think of it…. it just happened again last night…Geeez) 2.) Seeing Kim show up to confront Kelly at the Dr’s Office.

Funniest moment while performing: Seeing some really old guy drop his pants. We thought it was funny, but he ended up in his underwear with his pants around his ankles. Somehow he still got all the girls to dance with him.

What I do for a real job: I export reflective device components internationally.

What my mother would say if she knew what I was doing: When are you gonna buy us a big house like all the other musicians do for their parents??

Previous bands: Rabid Aardvark ver 1.0, Fool Moon, High Priority, Live Wire, Hot Pursuit, Hi-Jinx, Trailer Park Annie


Go see Scotty's MySpace page and leave him a note... a MUSICAL note.  YAY!